{"product_id":"funny-engraved-wooden-cooking-utensils-custom-kitchen-spoon-set-sassy-kitchen-decor-gift-for-her-housewarming-gift","title":"Funny Engraved Wooden Cooking Utensils, Custom Kitchen Spoon Set, Sassy Kitchen Decor, Gift for Her, Housewarming Gift","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"380\" data-end=\"418\"\u003eAdd a little attitude to your kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"420\" data-end=\"605\"\u003eThese engraved wooden utensils are equal parts functional and hilarious. Whether you're cooking dinner or just trying to survive it, these bring personality straight to your countertop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"607\" data-end=\"747\"\u003eEach piece is laser engraved for a clean, permanent design that won’t fade or wash off. No vinyl, no peeling. Just solid, long-lasting sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"749\" data-end=\"761\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"762\" data-end=\"903\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yi97ze\" data-start=\"762\" data-end=\"784\"\u003eHousewarming gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1h5rxq7\" data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"803\"\u003eBridal showers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1et8rhe\" data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"817\"\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cxtzs3\" data-start=\"818\" data-end=\"864\"\u003eThat friend who swears a lot while cooking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1c945xy\" data-start=\"865\" data-end=\"903\"\u003eOr yourself. Because honestly, same.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"929\" data-end=\"974\"\u003eChoose your favorite saying or mix and match:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1167\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3wtq5a\" data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1011\"\u003e“Life is short. Lick the spoon.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1sqo3eg\" data-start=\"1012\" data-end=\"1054\"\u003e“If I have to stir it, it’s homemade.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"z5b5w6\" data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1102\"\u003e“I don’t cook, but I like to stir the pot.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1i451em\" data-start=\"1103\" data-end=\"1167\"\u003e“Made with love… and some other shit”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1o2c85r\" data-start=\"1174\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1194\" data-end=\"1368\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4v4crb\" data-start=\"1194\" data-end=\"1227\"\u003eMaterial: Natural bamboo wood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"vdp95c\" data-start=\"1228\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003eEngraving: Laser engraved (permanent, won’t fade)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"jop03o\" data-start=\"1282\" data-end=\"1323\"\u003eSize: Standard cooking utensil length\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"16py0vz\" data-start=\"1324\" data-end=\"1368\"\u003eFinish: Smooth, lightweight, and durable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1370\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eEach piece may vary slightly due to natural wood grain. That’s part of the charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"dfymt4\" data-start=\"1458\" data-end=\"1479\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1480\" data-end=\"1554\"\u003eHand wash recommended. Do not soak. Treat it nice, it’s got a personality.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CURSive Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46480395993259,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0767\/9721\/4891\/files\/20260412_125705.jpg?v=1776893116","url":"https:\/\/cursive-co-2.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-engraved-wooden-cooking-utensils-custom-kitchen-spoon-set-sassy-kitchen-decor-gift-for-her-housewarming-gift","provider":"CURSive Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}